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by Phimosis
Tue Oct 22, 2013 8:40 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Map!!!!
Replies: 11
Views: 1772

Re: Map!!!!

can somebody help, what type of chain oil should I use to maximise my maximum speed and accelerate quicker to 10mph ......lets see if we get an answer Lee.... :lol:
by Phimosis
Sat Oct 19, 2013 6:03 pm
Forum: Was It You?
Topic: P reg one chepstow 5pm sat 19th
Replies: 0
Views: 768

P reg one chepstow 5pm sat 19th

fast red one, nice rumble, small non beer affected rider.
by Phimosis
Sun Oct 13, 2013 5:17 pm
Forum: Dodgy Dealers, Cheapest , Best Service etc..
Topic: hereford/gloucester mechanics?
Replies: 8
Views: 2621

Re: hereford/gloucester mechanics?

Call RK Performance Motorcycles in Whitecroft, near Coleford, speak to Rich, top bloke cheap and knows his sh1t, I do the bike valeting there and he just got a great dyno room, say Shaun sent you,

http://rkperformanceparts.com/
by Phimosis
Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:09 am
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: Bye Bye
Replies: 13
Views: 1542

Re: Bye Bye

Jamoi wrote:See ya mate.

Don't suppose you got the girls number?

:lol:
Yes but she has a stunt man as a boyfriend, she seems high maintenance if you ask me. :D
by Phimosis
Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:28 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: Bye Bye
Replies: 13
Views: 1542

Re: Bye Bye

Ty all, as you know I have been unwell, having some serious sh1t done to my spine soon,jf all goes well I will be back with an sp2 next year. I will pop in for some fun......
by Phimosis
Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:00 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: Bye Bye
Replies: 13
Views: 1542

Bye Bye

Well its tears tears tears, the Storm has gone to a young lady from Ascot, so if you see a young lady come on from the rather affluent side of the Thames its prob my bike, I know your all sorry to see me go, I can hear it, sobbing in the wind...yes yes there it is faint but felt down to my marrow, t...
by Phimosis
Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:43 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: KTM 1290 Super Duke R...... holy smoke
Replies: 22
Views: 3325

Re: KTM 1290 Super Duke R...... holy smoke

look nice, go well...go not so well...hours in main dealer....go wrong...... :thumbdown: :thumbdown:
by Phimosis
Thu Oct 03, 2013 3:33 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Insurance
Replies: 13
Views: 1709

Re: Insurance

im with MCE, good for some cheap days out, ie I had a day at brands with the Suzuki moto gp team with Bautista, cost me nothing I pay £7.80 a month fully comp with a 350 excess.
by Phimosis
Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:17 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: Warm up?
Replies: 16
Views: 1830

Re: Warm up?

The routine for me is get on the bike and start it. Put on my hat and gloves and then go. Just take it a bit easy the first mile or so and then she is good to go. This has worked just fine for the last 95K miles I have put on the bike. :wink: allowing for YOO ESS AYYY measurements thats 30k then......
by Phimosis
Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:09 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: Top speed
Replies: 45
Views: 3916

Re: Top speed

Well.... the true top speed on my bike, with stock gearing is in the 158 range though I was still running the stock ECU at that time. At that point the speedo was buried past 180 mph. So with that I would say the top speed should be in the 155-160 mph range depending on the state of tune of your bi...
by Phimosis
Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:47 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: Top speed
Replies: 45
Views: 3916

Re: Top speed

i am a bit of a lump and i think it helps with the stability I have been up to 160 where my jacket tried to leave my body and there was more to come, not much though. This was obviously on the private road similar to the run from Almondsbury down to the old severn bridge, in fact so similar its weir...
by Phimosis
Tue Oct 01, 2013 6:54 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: I cannot express my anger at this.
Replies: 75
Views: 7185

Re: I cannot express my anger at this.

This thread should be put into the public domain.... It is already. We are not a closed forum. It's like anything there are good and bad people in everything and all walks of life, but the bad always gets more publicity and gives others a bad name. But the big question is why are they behaving like...
by Phimosis
Tue Oct 01, 2013 9:31 am
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: I cannot express my anger at this.
Replies: 75
Views: 7185

Re: I cannot express my anger at this.

Still like the girls ass..... :think:
by Phimosis
Tue Oct 01, 2013 9:28 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Are Firestorms worthless
Replies: 14
Views: 1629

Re: Are Firestorms worthless

Auto tensioners still, new rear tyre,....well were up to nearly 2k already, mines had all this done with new tyres on... :D
by Phimosis
Mon Sep 30, 2013 5:17 pm
Forum: Bike Chat
Topic: I cannot express my anger at this.
Replies: 75
Views: 7185

Re: I cannot express my anger at this.

I liked the girl in the hot pants on the back, anyone catch that, nice elbow.