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A Dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business s...

Looks like he needs to borrow your mellon Iggs!

TJ

14. When you’re involved in a accident and someone asks 'are you alright?' Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. Reminds me of my favorite scene from Monty Python's "Holy Grail". You know, where the black knight is losing the sword battle, and his limbs are scattered a...

Buy a used blackbird, it's the best 2-up sportsbike around..

(and you'll wet your pants when you open the throttle..)

TJ

Last time I was in China, I saw a guy walking down
the street I thought I knew.

I said "hey you!" And half the people turned to respond.
When one said "who me?", the other half turned around..


TJ

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TJ

http://tempshared2.home.comcast.net/stfu.swf

TJ

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian Customs agent stops them and tells them: "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro." "Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver. "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official...

"If there are any idiots in the classroom, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I don't," said t...

You guys need to come to Texas. I routinely hit 160-170+
on my Blackbird in the hill country..

WOOOHOOOO!
TJ

When the surgeon came to see his young female patient on the day after her operation, she was slightly embarrassed. So the doctor she asked. "What's wrong?" "Well this is a bit embarrassing for me, but just how long will it be before I can resume my normal sex life. "Uh" sta...

TJ

She's from NZ I believe



TJ

ha ha ha, GREAT! Glad I could help

TJ

Play the game:
http://www.zooass.com/games/neverland/neverland.swf

TJ