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The Difference Between Work and Prison....just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a bit clearer: IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8 X 10 cell. AT WORK you spend the majority of your time in a 6 X 8 cubicle. IN PRISON you get three meals a day. AT WORK y...

Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.

I just lurve mine!

Does that make me an international man of mystery?

Or just a tart?

I know I know, what do you mean 'cleaning'? :? Considering selling the Storm 8O so need to do a full clean up job on it. The only bit that's troubling me is the yoke. It's got really grubby with key marks, exhausted rider dribble etc :oops: . Any advice on how I can bring the shine back? Also, do yo...

Errm, yellow saw. I was at a funeral yesterday and, just before I got on the bike to leave, some distant relative decided to tell me about all the horrible ways people die on bikes. What IS it with these people??? Yes, friends of mine have died on bikes but more have been killed in, or by, cars. Do ...

Same thing happened to me, head bearings were getting a bit wobbly. Check that out before buying a damper.

261 Great huh?

Well, ok, maybe it was after 6 games

So. It's that simple then?
Seriously, thanks for that. When you know how things work, it gives you a much better idea of how to sort it when it goes wrong! It sounds like I could do with having that done.

Anybody had the work done and noticed lots of improvement:?:

Subject: Points to ponder.... Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say...

Iggy, have you ever thought of writing for Haynes?
Just realised that your info made more sense than my Haynes manual

Bugger me, that helped! No, really!

Well, I AM disappointed!
Two days off and I thought I'd come back to pages of abuse!

Ha! Caught you Sooperman! Bink THANK YOU!!! Been riding for years, read the press (MCN, Bike, Ride etc) all the time. It's just that, with a few things, they always assume everyone knows what they mean. Let's face it, if you've just passed your test and none of your mates have got bikes, how the hel...

Ok, that's my working week officially finished.
If anyone sends a really rude response to the question, never fear, I haven't got the hump, just no access until Monday!
All helpful answers/insults/offers of sex & money will be responded to then

Ha! How did I guess that you would be first!!??

Seriously, it's one of those things like 'tankslapper' that, until you have one, no bugger ever tells you what it is!
I just got fed up with nodding knowledgably every time someone says they've had their bike dynoed

Dumb question of the day>

What IS dyno jetting?
I know it's supposed to improve performance but how?
Is it worthwhile?
Does it make the storm drink less?

All answers that don't contain the word 'elephant' gratefully received