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Hmmm, Pete. How well did you say you did in the marital aid quiz?

Hi Cupasoop
Forgot to mention that I forwarded your new icon to someone but called it Beemer! Do you think BMW know?

Ok, I know it's good to have an imagination but that is ugggggly! And why no tele-lever suspension?? Much as I dislike BMWs, the idea of front suspension that doesn't give you a clear view of your own butt everytime you brake hard seems like a good idea!

No worries, I'll show you!

If you get 'em all right I'm gonna be asking questions....
You know, like what time d'ya wanna meet??

Thanks for that, nearly choked on me coffee!

Ok, but if she smiles when you ask...

I'm still trying to work out if that's sad or not?!?

8 on the tricky one. That's why the cat left me

I got a disturbing number of the hard one's wrong. Or do I just have an interesting household?

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It's this good looking blond's first time at the gynecologist. She's up in the stirrups, and she's scared to death. The gynecologist says, "You're nervous, aren't you?" She says, "Yes. It's my first time at the gynecologist." He says, "Would you like me to numb you down ther...

A Scotsman, Englishman and Nigerian are all in the Maternity ward. The Doctor comes through with congratulations to them all, explaining that they are all the proud new fathers of baby sons. However he says,there has been a problem. "We were really busy, and somehow we have managed to get your ...

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm do...

Son takes his father to the doctor. Doctor gives them the bad news that the father is dying of cancer. Father tells the son that he has had a good long life and wants to stop at the bar on the way home to celebrate it. While at the bar, the father sees several of his friends. He tells them that he i...

Apologies to Kaz et al... If Men Ruled the World... Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number. Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you." Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name ...