VTR1000.ORG

I use a bit of cable sleeve, keep it on the disc lock key normally, transfer it to ignition key when disc lock is on.

Count me in if i'm home.

ps weather is crap in aussie, just like the north sea

Hi VTR Girl

I basically move floating oil rigs for a living, hence trip to Melbourne to move a rig somewhere off there. As usual , don't know name of rig or what job entails, but will find out later, it nice being a mushroom (kept in the dark and fed sh*t)

all the best

Gavin

I'm glad you understood it cuppa

I knew someone on here would.

Must go put the storm away, off to work in cold aussie tomorrow morning

hope the weathjer is as good when i get back.

Gavin

THe following was being sent around a rig I was on, I don't know if it will be of any use to anyone, if so let me know. If the Registered keeper is not the driver, he should complete, sign and return the NIP naming the driver. Then, when the named driver subsequently receives their NIP, they may wis...

Why do women prefer circumsised men ??????????




















Because they cant resist anything with 10% off

Thanks for the replies, thermals it is then, if I go. I was meant to be on the 1220 flight today from Heathrow but the job was put back yesterday morning to some time next week, so I'll be on my way then unless another job pops up in between. T shirt doing good Kaz, been washed loads of times at hom...

A couple of questions for the down under members. There is a 50/50 chance that I may have to go to Melbourne for a few days next week, for work. What is temperature at moment, how cold is winter, thermals or an extra tshirt. ANy good places to go, I can remember the Casino and the pie and floater va...

Could try your local cop shop, often the motorcycle mechanic does jobs on the side (legally of course) and the chances are he will be honda trained.

Gavin

BBC commentary guidelines 1 -Within 1 minute of kick off in the opening match (Germany v Costa Rica), the commentator must mention England. 2 - Regardless of what two teams are contesting the final, England MUST be mentioned within the first minute. 3 - The commentator shall refer to the Falkland Is...

When doing my advanced motorcycle test got a bollocking for staying in left hand lane behind car, instead of using the right hand lane to go straight ahead and rejoin dual- carriageway on t'other side.

Why was George Michaels butt covered in choclate.???



















Because he was 'careless with his Wispa'

Just got back from Inverness, watch out for a plain clothes silver audi, very sneaky, it had blue lights on top, the couple of times I saw it, but no other markings.

Gavin

ps on my way back up today to go to work, i was only there yesterday

A man takes his wife to the doctors, who is unsure of the diagnosis, but eventually susses out she has either alzheimers or aids

what do I do says the man, how do i find out.

Drs reply: Go to the bus station put her on the bus that is going the furthest,





and if she comes back, don't shag her.

THanks very much Kaz, just got back from Tunisia and read all about the shirts, the wife had hidden mine, now found it.

Bike passed mOT today so hopefully a lot more riding this year

All the best

Gavin