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found this site for updates

http://www.pocketgps.co.uk/

Gavin

Can anybody tell me how to put gifs onto site.

I have 5 of a Carlsberg girl with bouncy boobs so it may be of interest to some

2 terrorists walk into a bar



Boom Boom


Apologies if its been on the site before but I have been away a month, with no internet

This is from the birthday card given to me by the wife. WHAT A RIDE! Motorbikes don't care if you are late! Motorbikes don't care if you buy motorbike magazines! You can ride a motorbike as soon as you meet! Motorbikes don't have parents! You can ride a friends motorbike and still stay friends! When...

sh1t so this was where I heard it.

read in the paper the other day that tampax are changing the string to tinsel. This is not permanent but only to cover the christmas period.

Bit late now, but We have been getting my son's musical instruments, Clarinet & saxaphone, through the schools music service, they are about 50-60% of the shop price. I don't know if they are country wide or just in the sunny East Riding, normally contacted through the music teacher.

I don't think keyboards are designed for stubby fingers, any way L is next to K so close enough for a blind man

Large and red for me please Kaz

Mate of mine had his Aprillia Falco nicked out of his garage about 6 weeks ago, His policy was a for new bike if it was less than 6 months old, unfortuneatly it was 7 months old, however they paid £1000 over book so all in all it has cost him his £200 excess and a new bile was delivered last week,...

try this link for a larf.

http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

http://www.engrish.com

http://www.theonion.com

In a Bangkok temple: "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN." Cocktail lounge, Norway: "LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR." Doctors office, Rome: "SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Dry cleaners, Bangkok: "DROP Y...

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, in which you will have to make a decisio...