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I've got HEL on my bike, I had a mechanic fit them, the only problem he found was he had to change the angle of the lever slightly to get the correct run, the 'banjo bit' (I think that is what it is called), had a very slight difference in profile to the oe one, as both hoses now come from cylinder,...

I've got Arts, just don't start bike within 3 feet of car, especially if it is a Jeep as alarm will go off

THats pretty good, the best I ever managed was colliding with South dock bridge in goole, bridge width 15m drive around 27 miles

I have not been arouind much this yaer so I thought i would p*ss you all off and send greetings from sunny Natal in Brazil. Hot sun 33 deg, nice beach, cheap food and beer, 30 pounds for 5 of us with as many prawns and as much fillet steak as you can eat, plus enough beer and caiparinhis, that this ...

how wrong you are kaz

A man and a blond are in a lift
THe blond turns round and says
" thank god its POETS day"

"sh1t replied the man
" no its its POETS day, Piss off Early Tomorrows Saturday" restated blond.

"Sorry Honey Its Thursday" was final reply.

Heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper

He sold his soul to




















SANTA

Fireman

My son played clarinet and sax at school, and we always bought his stuff through Schools Music Service (if they have that where you live) cost was approx 50-60% of price in shops.

Gavin

Do you know any coppers??

I live up sunny north but get my bike serviced by police mechanic, honda trained and a lot cheaper than local honda dealer. Only problem is bike has to be legal and taxed when he has it in the station.

Must email them to a mate of mine who is a police dog handler, I think his dogs may be more like the first video

Anybody for a ride out next weekend 14/15 oct. I should be back home on Tuesday, OU exam thursday, playtime weekend.

All the best

Gavin

This lad goes to a firestorm meeting, he noticed that during the evening everybody had pet names for their bikes, he was put out as he didn't know what to call his. to make matters worse he was told he couldn't become a member of the club unless he thought of a name for his bike. The next week At la...

Totally agree with you, was out tehother day with a mate on his Falco with blue flames fitted, sounded fantasic, now going to unwrap my Art ovals and put them back on, sod the neighbours He he

Rain what rain?? we were walking in yorkshire dales with mutt, never needed to take coat out of ruck sack.

I've just renewed with Bennets on their formula 1 scheme. £118 fully comp. mind you has £500 excess. Age 43 with 7 yrs. no claims