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They are all bastid rip off merchants ! Make sure you actually read the small print...! e.g. Free helmet & kit cover...in reality only up to £350 & then £100 excess & then they give it ''ware & tear'' - another £100 ! Bike in a locked garage, yeah we'll give you a bit off for that......

Ahh Alb, Fred and Ginger....yes I am that old! ...They really could dance, but i'm afraid that Elvis looks like he is doing a poor impression of Douglas Barder :lol: :lol: A man has been arrested for an unprovoked attack on an Elvis impersonator today... The police reported the victim is said to be...

Newly listed...

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A girl gave Virt the eye across a bar, so he went over to say hi.

"Oh, sorry" she said. "I didn't realise you were gay".

"What gave it away?" I asked.

"You skipped over to me"

Then there's this ...

Which is just plain freaky MAN !



Best watched smashed, stoned or rippin' !

cybercarl wrote:I think Virt replaced Irish with Cajun. When have you ever heard a Cajun speak like this "Well, tree and tree and tree" Cajun is more like "squeal like a piggie, yeee haa"

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No it's just you reading it in the wrong accent Carl...

Now that's good, it's very clever ...but it's been done before...Late '80 in fact Old Grey Whistle Test...




Far, Far, Far superior tune as well...proper bit of RAWK !

My aren't some of those young ladies flexible !

i knew you wouldn't be able to help yourself kev, now wheres mac with his 2 penny's worth....... :lol: :lol: :lol: My time is worth much more than 2p Marty...In fact it's more like £15.72 per hour. & for the record I doubt very much that they do them in Brontosaurus size... That'll be £0.52 ple...

'' or blueberry express............ ''

No your definitely a Raspberry Marty...

I have to admit bikes from the late 70's and 80's never interested me, I thought they were horrible ugly things, but as I get older I find myself liking them, its good to see these bikes being restored and loved..... :thumbup: Strange thing is the Katana's styling was way ahead of anything around a...

agentpineapple wrote:while lloydies doing this at least he's leaving the sheep alone....
down south new members have to expierence the pineapple initiation....
hence the spondon bike will be nicknamed the raspberry express.......

That's better & much more apt...

A bit long winded mind...& you could of adjusted it to say the applicant was from ...ohh lets say...erm ... Coventry, for instance...

Cheers guys. Mac, i'll do me best if I can get the bike ready for snett, but that Peskie FJ1100 loves the long straights, if it's possible i'll have him though :wink: The katana although fast has an advantage on shorter tracks, over a full season it would be a close call, it would even out well. Pr...

One pair Silver adjustable angle NOT height...Angle adjusts in two planes. http://i1242.photobucket.com/albums/gg530/macV2/bar2_zps5265c37b.jpg Bought these off Lee earlier this year, but never got round to fitting them...As I will going full flat bar conversion, these now surplus to requirements. Y...

Brilliant write up Popkat, all in all sounds like you had a great weekend of it, apart from the off of course.

Hope all is repairable quickly & you make it to Snet OK...

Then you can tell us all about the multiple race wins, lap records & champagne...