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Demon Tweeks have got a sale on at the moment, Afam chain & sprocket set for a firestorm £64.00.

If anyones interested 0845 3304761 http://www.demon-tweeks.co.uk

I've got black & white hair

I'm 18, but with 39 years experience

Hello buddy

Thanks guys, sorry im a bit late, been away on hols to the lakes.

It looks like God's dealt him another bad hand.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman were captured while fighting in Iraq. The leader of their captors said: "We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish." The Scotsman says: "I'd like to h...

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Is it sinking or coming up for air

So true.