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A man has gone to A&E after a bizarre sex game went wrong leaving him with 6 toy horses stuck up his backside.

Doctors have desribed his condition as " STABLE"!!!!

I am pending

Police have confirmed a man has been attested in yorkshire after falling into a combine harvester while trying to steal it.
He is due to be bailed tomorrow.

Did I tell you some ******* hit me on the head with a power tool the other day?
Minding my own business , then next minute Bosch!

Someone's just knocked on my door...
I opened it to find a bloke standing there about 3ft 3" tall
I said "who are you?"
He replied, "I'm the meter man!!"

Paddy says to Mick, “Christmas is on Friday this year”.
Mick said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th then.”

Since the rain came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse,
I’ll have to let her in.

Yes I have my tin hat on for the flak for the first one

Two englishmen open a shop in Argyle street in Glasgow and are sitting in the empty shop waiting on stock to be delivered. The first englishman says to his mate "bet you we have some nosey Scottish b*****d asking what we are selling." Sure enough within five minutes the door opens and a we...

Yea MCN get the finger out

Totally agree with the ban anyone who would expose there kids to the dangers of that disgusting habit deserves everything they get from the law .

Welcome not as fast as a red one but still faster than a bloo one

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Apologies have been out of country for last two weeks