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Those noise cameras are terrible. I got caught in a conversation with one the other day. I asked it how it can see noise when it doesn't have ears. You know what it said to me...it told me to f off and stop wasting it's time. I said you can always rewind it and wipe the footage

He will probably get removed from royal escort duty and demoted back down to regular motorcycle traffic duties. That's my guess. Or it will get swept under the carpet and we wont hear anything as there is so much political crap in the media as a distraction right now.

Doesn't help that the government is starting to demonise petrol vehicles. I think this is the bigger issue. Even if I had my bike up and running I couldn't afford to legally run it in London with the new eco emissions tax bollox. Even parking is more tricky and there's more chance of getting a tick...

Sounds like a plan but first I think we should convert Big Ben onto a giant cuckoo clock.

Yep I think that's the one 'wanton and furious driving' Offences Against the Person Act 1861 http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/Vict/24-25/100/section/35 Basically any accident involving a cyclist and pedestrian then the cyclist is presumed liable. Now if we was in Holland then things would be a wh...

We have another debate right there. I'm disgusted how cyclists are being blamed for hitting these idiots on their smartphones. Instead of a cyclist being armed with a bell they should be armed with a taser. That could have just as easily been a pedestrian stepping out in front of a motorcycle. The b...

Argh I see that's why you do it. Just make sure that your wife remembers the safe word

Here he goes again LOL every time you see a bike you end up purchasing it.

Wasn't this bike posted up on here a few weeks back. I seem to remember us having a discussion on who like the colour or not.

Considering she was 83 years old it begs the question whether sirens would be more affective than whistles or maybe one bike should remain at any crossings until the convey has passed. They hang about at junctions but do they hang about at crossings. They certainly keep things moving as a moving tar...

The victim - named by neighbours as 83-year-old Irene Mayor - is seriously ill in hospital after a collision with the Duke and Duchess's convoy as they travelled to Windsor https://i.postimg.cc/3NyfPgVM/0-The-Duke-And-Duchess-Of-Cambridge-Visit-Germany-Day-2.jpg An elderly woman has been critically ...

hell no keep them babies printing :clap: :clap: Dave this sh1t wont be sorted out in our lifetimes lol.. im gona raise an army and we are gona take over(back) the south and make out very own country fuk em all :thumbup: Careful with talk like that as that has been the cause of a lot of problems ove...

Next it will be babies with long hair

:wtf: Sorry to hear this news mate. Why break it. Surly it would be better to sell as is. I can't help feeling you are making a rash decision again though and will regret it later. Tuck it away and forget about it or why not face the fact that you are lost with it and take it to a good bike mechanic...