Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015

[lloydie]

My bike is filthy after Devon and I'm sure I can get it even dirtier by then :-)
Anyone else fancy going ?

[Ckennedy]

You know I'm in

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[AMCQ46]

I will bring my bikini

[lloydie]

Only if your wife has it on :-)

[TheGingerBeardMan]

Nope. They can just STAND and look at my bike. I don't want them scratching my paint.

I'm sorry, 2 "lovely paddock girls", with gritty sponges from the previous bike, in a bucket of cold water? Hell no.

Unless they are going to wash it properly, then Chamois it dry, then wax it and apply Autosol, they can stay well away from my bike.

You just watch, they'll be like the American bike wash babes at Daytona or Sturgis ... they have no clue, and just mash the sponge in all directions over the paint, thinking "look at us...don't we look sexy....whilst ruining yer machine?"

You get home, and a week later wonder why all those scratches and swirls are deep ingrained on yer bike.

Been there, had it happen. Never again.

[Virt]

I was already going to be there

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[AMCQ46]

they wont be washing my bike, but I might let them soap down my bell end

[Miztaziggy]

What's the odds they'll look less like this:



And more like this:

[AMCQ46]

arrgggg.......... my fiddler bank is corrupted now

[Virt]

Now there is an image for the bank of spank

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[lloydie]

Nasty !

[TheGingerBeardMan]

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Lets hope none of them do this on the day:

Bikini bike wash girl pulls bike over

Try explaining THAT on yer insurance form...

[TheGingerBeardMan]

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"Damn!....these girls didn't read the washing instructions....now it's shrunk in the wash..."

[Watty]

What's the odds they'll look less like this:



And more like this:

There's no way the mingers in PIC 1 are getting anywhere near my bike

[VTRDark]

Yep two bucket wash system with grit guards in place please........if I have good paintwork otherwise who cares. Maybe if I gave it to them to wash it would be like keying the bodywork ready for spraying. Actually ......might as well give them the paint in the spray tan booth.

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