Four Storms.....

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cybercarl wrote:Still no Blueies. Now they are getting old looks like they can't rise :erection: to this thread. :lol: :lol:

(:-})
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Either that or haven't got the power to get to the keyboard.... :wink:
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They're still typing, very sloooooooooooowwwwwly....


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cliveyandrews wrote:They're still typing, very sloooooooooooowwwwwly....


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk and my fat thumbs...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Now this was a quality joke, in fact it still is...


Red Storm despite only drinking soft beverages all night was later tested positive to to containing thoroughbred Race horse DNA.

Yellow Storm had traces of wasp or possibly hornet DNA.

Black Storm was found to have 50% Bear with some small amount of frog DNA for some reason.

Orange Storm tested for 100% fruit juice with lots of Vitamin C.

Silver Storm wasn't invited for testing as it's not really a colour.

Blue Storm was found to contain quite a high % of French Poodle.

Matt Black storm,at the back of the queue, wasn't tested as A/ it's a bloody immigrant from bloody Germany. B/ by the time it got there the testing lab had closed for the weekend.
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Get back into the padded room Mac, and put the nice jacket on with the arms that fasten at the back!! :lol:
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Kev L wrote:Get back into the padded room Mac, and put the nice jacket on with the arms that fasten at the back!! :lol:
Ok, I'll get the blue out of the closet Kev...
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Don't diss the matte black. You know deep down it will be the fastest :L
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Virt wrote:Don't diss the matte black. You know deep down it will be the fastest :L
of the under 20s :lol:
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lloydiecbr wrote:
Virt wrote:Don't diss the matte black. You know deep down it will be the fastest :L
of the under 20s :lol:
Nah. It won't be the fastest until like a fortnight before my 20th when I can incinerate the washers in the carbs :lol:
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Re: Four Storms.....

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A Classic from the vaults...

Many a newbie deservs to see it...

I wonder if Black & yellas hangovers have cleared up yet ?
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Hangovers will be gone, but neither will have managed to pot the black yet....
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