Chinese honeymoon

[turbo_billy]

A young Chinese couple get married.
She's a virgin. Truth be told,
he is a virgin too,
but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked
under the sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her
and tries to be reassuring.

"My darring," he whispers,
"I know dis you firss time
and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want,
I do anyting juss anyting you want.
You juss ask. Whatchu want?" he says,
trying to sound experienced and worldly,
which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits
patiently (and eagerly for her request).
She eventually shyly whispers back,
"I want to try someting I have heard
about from other girls... Nummaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her..

"You want...

Garlic Chicken with corrifrowa?"