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naff, but clean

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a man rushes into a bar and shouts at the barman to pour him out 10 double whiskies as quick as he can.

the barman does and watches as the guy hurriedly knocks back 9 of the drinks.

he pauses with the 10th glass in his hand and takes a deep breath, as he does the barman asks, "What's the rush, why are you drinking so fast?"

the guy replies, "You'd drink fast if you had what I have."

"Oh" replies the barman, "What have you got?"

"25p" the guy replies, :lol: :lol:
slow is smooth, smooth is fast
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