A man walks into a pub with a crocodile under his arm and the barman shouts
"Oi !!! WHAT THE F@@K , THATS A DANGEROUS ANIMAL YOU CAN'T BRING THAT IN HERE !!! "
"Ah" replies the man "This ones safe and does tricks !"
" Show me " says the barman .
So the man grabs and forces the crocs jaws appart and puts his d@@k into the crocs mouth
and smashes the croc five times on the head with a baseball bat , the crocs jaws open ,
not a mark on the mans d@@k ,
" There " said the man " Safe as houses , anyone fancy a shot ? "
A woman stands up and says " I'll have a go but don't hit me so hard with the bat "