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My bees are doing wonders for my runners, and I must have killed a few thousand wasps today!
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So where do Hornets fit in? I like Bee's. Did you know that a human can survive on Honey alone. Apparently it contains all the nutrients etc that we need to survive on.

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cybercarl wrote:So where do Hornets fit in? I like Bee's. Did you know that a human can survive on Honey alone. Apparently it contains all the nutrients etc that we need to survive on.

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Hornets are super asshole's...

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BBC programme via the tin foil hat. :lol:

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MacV2 wrote:
Hornets are super asshole's...
And they never work :lol:


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Are you referring to an F18 :confused

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Hornets are really chilled, only sting as a last resort. Just a bit intimidating due to their size
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I was shocked at the size of the first Hornet I saw. It was the size of my Thumb 8O Me and my friend where sitting downstairs and all of a sudden we hear her young daughter screaming out from the bedroom "mummy mummy" We went runing up there and there it was sitting on the window. So what do I hear next "Carl Carl get it get it out" :lol: So and empty glass and a piece of paper later I got it out. It turned out the neighbours a few doors down had a nest.

Do you have some hives then Shifty. Those bees need a helping hand at the moment.

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Small wasp nest I got called out to a couple of years ago...Yes that is a roof joist...

It was dormant, wasps don't reuse nests...

Wimpy plumbers were doing some work & shat themselves when they saw it & wouldn't go in the loft...
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shifty123 wrote:Hornets are really chilled, only sting as a last resort. Just a bit intimidating due to their size
Telling me I've just had to remove 3 out the van !!
Right sh1t myself there mahosive !!!
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I saw my first hornet while in Crete this week. Would have been a good 3 inches in length. Of course everyone else was pooing there pants when they saw them
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Have 1 hive on my shed, swarmed twice this year. Collected them both and now have 3. Hornets have got mad this year, never had so many calls
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I concur, ass holes.....
Don't hassle me
I'll get there at some time
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