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Crap joke #368

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Mrs Lloydie: ''Suppose the world is going to be ended in 30 minutes, then what will you do?''













Lloydie:''Ha Ha Easy...Sex of course !''














Mrs Lloydie: ''And the other 29 minutes?''
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Missed the point... The first 29 mins is to go find the sheep :lol: :thumbup:
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AMCQ46 wrote:Missed the point... The first 29 mins is to go find the sheep :lol: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol:

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sex for 1 min, then strip and rebuild his bike in the other 29........ :thumbup:
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AMCQ46 wrote:Missed the point... The first 29 mins is to go find the sheep :lol: :thumbup:
I can find one in 5 mins :-)


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agentpineapple wrote:sex for 1 min, then strip and rebuild his bike in the other 29........ :thumbup:
That's more like it :-)


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It's more like;

Sex for one minute, bragging about his new record for 29 minutes

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Virt wrote:It's more like;

Sex for one minute, bragging about his new record for 29 minutes
Bit harsh...but :lol: :lol:
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It's Lloyd, he loves the attention. He's like a dog, he'll wag his tail at anything if you say it in the correct tone :lol:

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This ones ready :lol: :lol:

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