At the Patent office

[legendlives]

The other day I went to the Patent Office trying to register some of my latest inventions.
I told the lady at the desk that I had invented a folding bottle.
She asked me what I called it.
"A Fottle," I said.
"What else do you have?"
"A folding carton."
"What do you call it?"
"A Farton."
She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products, - and one of them sounds kind of crude..."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even telling her about my folding bucket.