An elderly gent bought a new sports car and drove along reaching 120mph. "amazing" he thought.
Then he saw a police car behind him with blue lights flashing, I can get away from him he thought as he reached 150mph
Then he though I'm too old for this nonsense so he pulled over, pulling in behind him the police officer walked up, and said
"Sir my shift finishes in 10 minutes. if you can give me a reason why you were speeding I've never heard before I'll let you go".
The old man replied "years ago my wife ran off with a policemen and I thought you were bringing her back"
"have a good day sir" said the policemen