Crap joke #407

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Crap joke #407

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Kev L overheard his wife talking to her friend.

Her friend was telling the wife that she was having some botox done on her face.

So his wife told her she was thinking about having her arsehole bleached.

Her friend said "will Kev look alright with blond hair".
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has Kev still got hair?
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AMCQ46 wrote:has Kev still got hair?
yeah it's grey tho.. well white TBH...

I was trying to decide who to have as the fall guy, I discounted you as you tend to go close cropped & your possibly Ginger so get the piss ripped enough, same for Jonesey & Bazza...

I felt that Lloydie had had enough abuse from me in the joke page so I discounted him as well...


So many to choose from but I picked Kev ... :lol:
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Good choice
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Kev will be gutted iam sure :lol: the Silver badger.
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I am honoured to be considered for representation in the fine series of humorous statements. Oh and did I mention you're all a bunch of gits?
Now Paul, me old mucker, you deserve a response all of your own you arthritic bald as a coot old git.
Anyway, moving on, have a nice evening :lol:
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Kev L wrote:I am honoured to be considered for representation in the fine series of humorous statements. Oh and did I mention you're all a bunch of gits?
Now Paul, me old mucker, you deserve a response all of your own you arthritic bald as a coot old git.
Anyway, moving on, have a nice evening :lol:

well Feck Me 'Silver badger" is complimentary Ya Tenna pad wearing gallot, no more "Mrs Nice Guy" :lol:
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bigtwinthing wrote:
Kev L wrote:I am honoured to be considered for representation in the fine series of humorous statements. Oh and did I mention you're all a bunch of gits?
Now Paul, me old mucker, you deserve a response all of your own you arthritic bald as a coot old git.
Anyway, moving on, have a nice evening :lol:

well Feck Me 'Silver badger" is complimentary Ya Tenna pad wearing gallot, no more "Mrs Nice Guy" :lol:
Freudian slip there baldy!
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its too late, i am hurt. :?
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bigtwinthing wrote:its too late, i am hurt. :?
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Or a bleached tip of the tongue?
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