Kevin and Julie

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plumbob
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Kevin and Julie

Post by plumbob » Mon Aug 14, 2017 10:45 pm

Kevin was on his way home from work. He had a beautiful blonde wife and best of all , a brand new Golf Gti waiting for him at home. The car had only been delivered the day before, and as he approached his house he could see the metallic black paintwork gleaming in the evening sun. He stood admiring the car ,then all of a sudden a look of horror came over his face. Staring at him from the top of the rear wheel arch was a deep gouge in the 21" Carlos Fandango alloy wheel. He ran inside the house. " JULIE " he shouted to the beautiful blonde "have you used the car today" ? "Yes" she said 'It's lovely to drive" " Well you've kerbed the wheel" said Kevin. "What do you mean " said the blonde. " I mean you've caught the wheel on the kerb , and it's damaged " said Kevin. "Show me " said the beautiful blonde. Kevin took Julie outside and round to the back of the car. " There " he cried , pointing to the top of the rear wheel, "you've kerbed the wheel" "Oh don't be silly Kevin" said the blonde "the kerbs aren't that tall.

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