Half decent joke thread #30

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VTR3545
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Half decent joke thread #30

Post by VTR3545 » Thu Sep 21, 2017 8:18 pm

My wife just found out she's adopted. She's devastated, & kept asking "Why didnt they want me?" I comforted her and after a while, still crying, she asked me 2 make love 2 her, which led to more tears. On reflection, banging her from behind & shouting "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!" was a little insensitive.

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