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Autosol
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Bank Account

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Sex is like your bank account


When you withdraw you lose interest 😜
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Autosol wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2017 11:55 am Sex is like your bank account


When you withdraw you lose interest 😜
Not bad. I think it is funnier that you can always tell when someone is dying to get to 50 posts :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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StormyRob wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2017 1:29 pm
Autosol wrote: ↑Sat Oct 07, 2017 11:55 am Sex is like your bank account


When you withdraw you lose interest 😜
Not bad. I think it is funnier that you can always tell when someone is dying to get to 50 posts :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Stormy mate not remotely interested in getting to 50 , now youve mentioned it might go for 1026 😜
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I wish I could get a prize for this post but I do not...
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Autosol has been around a long time. :biggrin
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VTRDark wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:41 am Autosol has been around a long time. :biggrin
I wish I had realised at the time of posting my remark...but I did not! :lol:

I just logged on to see he was the most recent poster on 3 topics...so assumed the worst! you know what they say about the word assume
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StormyRob wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:45 am
VTRDark wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:41 am Autosol has been around a long time. :biggrin
I wish I had realised at the time of posting my remark...but I did not! :lol:

I just logged on to see he was the most recent poster on 3 topics...so assumed the worst! you know what they say about the word assume
I wouldn't worry about it Rob...Remember no one likes a Bertie Smalls !
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MacV2 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:20 am
StormyRob wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:45 am
VTRDark wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:41 am Autosol has been around a long time. :biggrin
I wish I had realised at the time of posting my remark...but I did not! :lol:

I just logged on to see he was the most recent poster on 3 topics...so assumed the worst! you know what they say about the word assume
I wouldn't worry about it Rob...Remember no one likes a Bertie Smalls !
What you saying matey I ain't no grass :Finger:
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Autosol wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 12:03 pm
MacV2 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:20 am
StormyRob wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:45 am

I wish I had realised at the time of posting my remark...but I did not! :lol:

I just logged on to see he was the most recent poster on 3 topics...so assumed the worst! you know what they say about the word assume
I wouldn't worry about it Rob...Remember no one likes a Bertie Smalls !
What you saying matey I ain't no grass :Finger:
No Autosol & you aint Rob either...remark was made to Stormy Rob...So please retract your finger... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Bank Account

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MacV2 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:06 pm
Autosol wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 12:03 pm
MacV2 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:20 am

I wouldn't worry about it Rob...Remember no one likes a Bertie Smalls !
What you saying matey I ain't no grass :Finger:
No Autosol & you aint Rob either...remark was made to Stormy Rob...So please retract your finger... :lol: :lol:
Retracted :Beer1:
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Autosol wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:26 pm
MacV2 wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 1:06 pm
Autosol wrote: ↑Sun Oct 08, 2017 12:03 pm

What you saying matey I ain't no grass :Finger:
No Autosol & you aint Rob either...remark was made to Stormy Rob...So please retract your finger... :lol: :lol:
Retracted :Beer1:
Shlerrrp pop ! Thanks... :thumbup:
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