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Crap joke #428

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My boss said to me, "This is the fifth time this week that you've come to work late. Do you know what that means?"

"Yes," I replied, "it's Friday."
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Shut the front door.
When have you ever worked a full week?



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Oooooooh, controversial! :lol:
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Pete.L wrote: Tue Oct 02, 2018 6:30 pm Shut the front door.
When have you ever worked a full week?
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June 4th to June 8th...

Following week I was off from Thurs 14th over the weekend for Devon Storm...Back to work on the 20th...

June 26th on me way home is when I suffered a serious injury to my right humerus, fracture dislocation...

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