The Half Decent Joke Thread #35

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The Half Decent Joke Thread #35

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Tony, Al McQ & Fabiostar are walking through the desert.

It’s hot and dry as you might expect.

They come across a Genie in a bottle. “You all can have one wish each”. Grants the Genie.

“Could I have enough water to get me across this desert”? Asks Tony.

The Genie grants his wish with a never ending supply of water in his canteen.

“Could I have enough food to last me through this desert”? Asked Al.

Again the Genie grants his wish with a never ending supply of food in his bag.

“I’ll have a car door”. Announced Fabio.

The other two astonished ask “Why would you choose something like a car door in the desert?”

“Well when it gets too hot I’ll roll down the window”. Replied Fabio...















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Edited to make it less racist...think about it...
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Re: The Half Decent Joke Thread #35

Post by sirch345 »

:lol: :lol: nice bit of editing Mac :thumbup:

Chris.
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