I received a large package (oo-er) marked 'Amazon' from the postman today...
Imagine my surprise on opening it when I discovered it contained tropical plants, snakes, lots of water and an irate pygmy tribesman.
Still look on the bright side - I can make a nice snake and pygmy pie.
Crap joke #440
Crap joke #440
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...