Young people !

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thelens
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Young people !

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I feel like we should talk to young people more than we do.
So when I was on the plane a young girl sat next to me. So I said, right, I would like to have a conversation with you, so put down your crayon !
She turned and said ok... what would you like to talk about ?
I said weapons of mass distruction and nuclear disarmament !
She said OK, but I would like to pick a subject first.
OK I say.... What then ?
She says... when a rabbit does one... it comes out like a little pellet... when a dog does one.. it comes out long... when a cow does one... it comes out flat.... WHY ?
That's a good question I said.... but I have no idea !
She says.... So you wish to talk about nuclear disarmament and weapons of mass destruction....
Yet you don't know sh1t !!!!!
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:lol: :thumbup:

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My new ride is a bit of a Howler and I love to make her Squeal
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