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MacV2
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Virus joke 2...

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A new and easy test for COVID-19 doing the rounds.

Take a glass and pour your favourite spirit, then see if you can smell it.

If you can then you are halfway there.

Then drink it and if you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus.

I tested myself nine times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.

I will have to test myself again today, as I have a headache, which can also be one of the symptoms!!!

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:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

one of your better ones :thumbup:
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MacV2 wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 1:20 pm A new and easy test for COVID-19 doing the rounds.

Take a glass and pour your favourite spirit, then see if you can smell it.

If you can then you are halfway there.

Then drink it and if you can taste it then it is reasonable to assume you are currently free of the virus.

I tested myself nine times last night and was virus free every time, thank goodness.

I will have to test myself again today, as I have a headache, which can also be one of the symptoms!!!

:Beer2:
I do hope you were " happy " with the outcome 🤪
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:beer: :beer: :beer: I like it,

Chris.
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