One for the girls....?

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One for the girls....?

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After a woman gave birth to her baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her
bedside.

"I have something I must tell you about your baby."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts.

"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a chipolata and a brain?"
.... no more bike, divorce sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by curly »

Nice one, I know the girls will love that but so do I! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: One for the girls....?

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stevieVTR wrote: "You mean he has a chipolata and a brain?"
Are they not the samething?
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Bink wrote:
stevieVTR wrote: "You mean he has a chipolata and a brain?"
Are they not the samething?
LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: A lot of women would probably say that they are :!: :D
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...but I don't think they both work at the same time!!!!
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Occasionally neither of them work... and that's REALLY annoying...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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VTRgirl wrote:Occasionally neither of them work... and that's REALLY annoying...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Better find yourself a 19 year old toy boy then.
I'm sure he won't let you down :wink:

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:oops: :oops: Ahem! :oops: :oops:
Silly me

I new she lived down under.....I just didn't know who until now :wink:
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:biggrin
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Post by Kitch »

no, no, no...

you don't need a 19 year old toy boy.

what you need is a 30 year old bionic goth :)

(I understand these can be quite hard to come by, so allow me to bravely volunteer myself for any cute, single, young, goth type girls that happen across this forum)

**stands patiently and waits to die of old age before that happens...**
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He's also a CUTE 30yr old bionic goth :wink:
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I've hardly scored m'self a toy-boy. Not entirely sure where that rumour started (not that I'm put-out by it or in any way wish to halt such gossippings... :wink: ).

I've scored a few-years-older-than-me musician/chef/sniper/fitness guru. Just what a girl needs. So :P .

Oh, did I mention retired? Did I? Did I? Huh? Very early retired & not in need of employment...

And he cleans house, and is built rather nicely, I must say...

Sigh... :roll:

(Yes, I know it's pathetic, but it's about time!)
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He hasnt got a sister has he ? :D
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Yeah, I've got a sister. She's taken, but my mum's on the market :eek2 ...

Reckon my sister'd make you blush within 5 seconds of meeting her!
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