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WARNING!

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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to
be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many
females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to
go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to
consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no
strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers,
men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking
women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking beer,
men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to
them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something
bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme cases,
the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male
into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as
"marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. If you fall victim
to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male
support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking
encounter with similarly victimized men. For the support group nearest
you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book


Thank you for your time.
Rich.

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Post by curly »

Why didn't someone tell me this 20 years ago?!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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curly wrote:Why didn't someone tell me this 20 years ago?!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
What he said ! :( :( :( :(
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Post by iggy1966 »

curly wrote:Why didn't someone tell me this 20 years ago?!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I think it was me :roll:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Post by sirch345 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: that's a cracker :!:
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