' GrainStorm Sandals Scandal'

[BigVeeGrin]

You're all so old

Sort of reading the Daily Mail and thinking that's what the world's like Virt. That pic is not representative of the attendees, more like the grandees. Us younger owners were out of shot

[Kev L]

Yeah, what he said!

[tony.mon]

Yeah, what he said!

What did he say?
Who said what?
What were you saying?
Where did I leave the.......what was I looking for?
And was was your name again, Virt, was it? Are you Rene's boy? My, how you've groaned.
Werther's?

[ChrisC]

Now...That's just so bloody funny love this thread

[MacV2]

After a little search of my pics........here is the culprit....

Thank you for your cooperation Mr 1997, your photographic evidence will be added to our files.

You have made a great contribution* to the upkeep of forum fashion decorum by outing this 'monster'.

I have to admit at this point that you were a suspect for some time in this investigation, but this evidence is conclusive proof that Yellow Storm owners have no taste, as we all suspected.

So Ladies & Gentlemen of the forum & Virt, we have a loser.

Tankslappa AKA The Sandal Fiend of Essex, last seen on forum Jan 25 2013 4.55 PM

As previously noted he should indeed hang his head in shame, we at the Fashion Police acknowledge a time & place for sandal's, a Caribbean beach for example. But never, never employed with white socks.

This case is now closed.

We move on to other cases still under investigation.

''The Mankini Horror Show''

''The Fake Animal Ear 'Erbert of Old Barnsley Town.''

''The Too Tight Leathers Southampton Terror.''

Keep 'em peeled Stormers...We're watching you.

DC Cravat And-Waistcoat.

Fashion Police Special Branch. Always out on a limb to keep the forum fashion hip n groooooovey !












* By the way I lied about the reward.

[Virt]

So Ladies & Gentlemen of the forum & Virt, we have a loser.

As glad as I am to see the culprit from a crime before I joined being identified. Why am I not included?

[MacV2]

So Ladies & Gentlemen of the forum & Virt, we have a loser.

As glad as I am to see the culprit from a crime before I joined being identified. Why am I not included?

Ladies & Gentlemen & Virt sounded better than...

Ladies & Gentlemen & Those of Undetermined Sexuality...

Plus I saved the effort of 24 extra key strokes...

[Virt]

Rather unfair! I assure you I am under the gentlemen category

I may be slightly feminine, but I'm still male You can't discount that cause I have more hair on my head than you've had in the last 5 years combined And it's only taken 10 months to get it this long too

[MacV2]

Rather unfair! I assure you I am under gentlemen

I am slightly feminine, but I'm still prefer males and it's only taken 10 months to get out of the closet

Virt who is this Gentleman your under & do Lloydie & Al know about him ?

[Virt]

ummm... no

[BigVeeGrin]

I may be slightly feminine, but I'm still male

Virt young chap, while this thread shows that Stormers are bestowed with impeccable taste, aside from Mac's sleuthing of Yellow owners from Essex, remember there are factions and statements like that never come from the mouths of black Stormers. Leave that to Kev and the blue rinse lot. #justsayinglike

[VTRDark]

''The Too Tight Leathers Southampton Terror.''

(:-})

[lloydie]

well done mac for naming and shaming the outcast

[agentpineapple]

very funny mac...................

[AMCQ46]

Rather unfair! I assure you I am under gentlemen

I am slightly feminine, but I'm still prefer males and it's only taken 10 months to get out of the closet

Virt who is this Gentleman your under & do Lloydie & Al know about him ?

We do now!!!....I will be round to retighten his restraint