El Presidentes New Years Honours List...2019

[MacV2]

Your all worthless & not woth any sort of Honour...






















...but in the spirit of good will ( whatever the fek that is...) at this time of year here we go...In no particular order other than in that which I'm making them up...


Mr Sirch of Conrwallshire is recomended for the MSE (The Most Excellent Order of the Storming Empire) Dutiful Moderating services.

Mr Robert 'Shortarse' Hethrington of Fabiostarsville NI is recomended for OM (The Order of Merit) for lightend flywheel service.

Frank MacSpider of MacCavesvillshire is recomended for NPO (The Presidente Order) for services to spares supply.

Mr Tony 'Upgrade' Mons of Kent nr Sevenoaks is recomended for NPO ( The Presidente Order) for sevices to off licences & other drinks merchants.

Mr Malcom P'Opkat of Devonshire is recomended for MSE (The Most Excellent Order of the Storming Empire) For racing success & general motorcycle maintainace.

Mrs Tony of Mons is recomended for a LG (The Most Noble Order of the Garter) a female kighthood for putting up with Tony !

Mr or Mrs A.McQueen,depending on what day it is is recomended for KG/LG(The Order of the Garter/stockings) For being a tranny...

Mr Kevin 'Whitetop n Tails' Luxford is recomended for CB (The Most Honourable Order of the Bath) for sevices to old things.

Mr Alan F Jones is recomended for NPO ( The Presidente Order ) for services to Spiders & selling me his Blingy Storm...


Being as we are still in the post banking crisis, I'm still skint mode, there are no gongs just be satisfied with the fact you've been recomended for an honour in the first place...

If any of you prols want to make any additional recomendations they will be taken into consideration & may or may not be filed under B.I.N. for further consideration by the Honours panel...Me...

These Honours are by no means to be considered in relation to the sub standard, compared to a Presidente Award, Forum Awards.


Hope you all have a Storming 2019 & lets keep it rubber side down ( me included, hopefully)

[fabiostar]

lmfao i am indeed honoured to make it onto such a list of high profile perverts

[alanfjones1411]

On the honours list for selling Mac the cheapest storm out there (No regrets) and service to my 5 tarantulas.I am deeply grateful (so are my spiders)

[tony.mon]

I am indeed honoured, and so is the long suffering wife.
Apparently when I'm out on the bike she gets some peace....

A short speech of thanks:

It comes as no surprise to me to note that Grain is, as well as a retirement village, a measurement of amounts of morphine. That may explain some of Mac's wilder imaginings!
Sleep well, El Presidente....

[Kev L]

Be careful with the services to old things award mate, the Mrs reads this on occasion!!!!

[AMCQ46]

mac,
Alison says can she have her black stilettos back? ... you will only fall off them and break something, so it is best if you just walk away in your old tartan slippers

[MacV2]

These are just recomendations at the moment...Al, Kev & Tony...

These valued awards can be given to others you know...


Tsk some people can be so ungratefull...

[sirch345]

I appreciate the recommendation Mac, I feel rather humbled, and that's not something I feel very often

Chris.

[MacV2]

I appreciate the recommendation Mac, I feel rather humbled, and that's not something I feel very often

Chris.

Whose this 'Mac' that keeps getting metioned ?

Is he being recomemnde for an award as well ?

He seems quite a popular chap around here...

El Presidente.

[sirch345]

I appreciate the recommendation Mac, I feel rather humbled, and that's not something I feel very often

Chris.

Whose this 'Mac' that keeps getting metioned ?

Is he being recomemnde for an award as well ?

He seems quite a popular chap around here...

El Presidente.

Funny you should say that, it's a question I've asked myself on more than one occasion
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Rumour has it Mac is a fine upstanding gentleman
So may be he deserves an award

Chris.

[popkat]

Ooh an honour, Thank you. Maybe I'll get reinstated on the grainstorm bacon sarnie list




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[MacV2]

Ooh an honour, Thank you. Maybe I'll get reinstated on the grainstorm bacon sarnie list




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Yeah about that...News soon on this year coming soon...