What am I? (no, not me personally....)

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What am I? (no, not me personally....)

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A parcel arrived today, the item was originally made in China.
The translation in the instructions reads:

"This is a full of vitality of the (item).full of innovation and healthy elements:by changing the use of gestures,natural products with the shape of the hand,effectively prevent the wrist and arm ache;Add rubber oil coating to prevent sweating fingers slide;Bring people into the office and the game players enjoy healthy and comfortable."

Having read that, I'm not sure I want it now....

Can you guess what it is?
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Keeping it within the cryptic information is it equivalent to a four legged furry thing :crazy: :lol: well in name only,

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Yes, but a more specific definition is needed to win the prize!
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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Gloves ?
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Sounds like a sex toy to me.
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VTRDark wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2019 7:00 pm Sounds like a sex toy to me.
Everything is either a sex toy or a threat to democracy to you, Karl!
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MacV2 wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2019 6:55 pmGloves ?
Nope...
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Joy stick / sexy mouse
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Wicky wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2019 10:32 pmJoy stick
No, that's the same guess as vtrdark....
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It cant be polish... can it ?

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Chinese mobile phone fits that description too.
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tony.mon wrote: ↑Sat Aug 03, 2019 4:38 pm Yes, but a more specific definition is needed to win the prize!
Okay, Mac takes care of these :wink: :lol:

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Funnily enough I cleaned mine today but no, isn't a polishing or cleaning product.
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A Sooty glove puppet. :)
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ah i know, its the new cindy fcuk master 5000 with variable speed :clap: :clap:
the older i get,the faster i was :lol:
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