notts stormer newbie

[stormerdan]

Hi all. got meself a 99 wth ohlins rear shock and microns, only got it end of last september so only managed about a 500 miles on it so far. lovin it so far!
anybody fancies a blast when it picks up outside giz a shout.
Dan.
p.s its red and you know what that means!

[AMCQ46]

Hi Dan, welcome to the group. sounds like a good spec with the Ohlins, shame its red though

[marravtr]

welcome to the forum dan, im notts/derby so giz a shout when your up for a blat out

[stormerdan]

nice one one marra! will do. is that your sp? the old mans got an sp1. nice bit of kit.

dan

[sirch345]

Welcome aboard Dan

It sounds like a nice bike, in the best colour too

Chris.

[cheekykev]

Hi Dan, welcome to the group. sounds like a good spec with the Ohlins, shame its red though

Welcome Dan, take no notice of the banana bunch, Red's fine

[stormerdan]

cheers dude. from my extensive research before i decided to go for the bike it turns out red ones are fastest. lol.

[marravtr]

nice one one marra! will do. is that your sp? the old mans got an sp1. nice bit of kit.

dan

yup thats my sp matey, bring your dad along when the weather picks up, should make for a nice quiet ride!!

[Jbrebel]

Welcome to the forum

[Stormy Steve]

Welcome to the forum.

I'm a Nottinghamshire rider too.

Steve.

[tony.mon]

Red, huh.
Hi anyway

[benny hedges]

just out of interest..... does your sat nav work round nottingham??

ive got 2 different tom toms and both wont work in notts - just says 'no destination' and shows up grey.
my tom tom go was never the same after i rebooted it in notts! hasnt worked since

[denisblackvtr]

Welcome along Dan from a fairly newbie. Den. ps red is the 2nd fastest colour.

[benny hedges]

red is the 2nd fastest colour.

fyi.
all storms start off the same, then are painted different colours.
there is ongoing debate about which colour is faster.... suggesting the actual paint is making the bike faster or slower.
so, looking into this further, i looked at what the paints are made of.

BLACK: made of iron oxides, carbon, or logwood. "Natural black pigment is made from magnetite crystals, powdered jet, wustite, bone black,and amorphous carbon from combustion (soot). Black pigment is commonly made into India ink. Logwood is a heartwood extract from Haematoxylon campechisnum, found in Central America and the West Indies."

BROWNS, FLESHTONES: made of ochre. "Ochre is composed of iron (ferric) oxides mixed with clay. Raw ochre is yellowish. When dehydrated through heating, ochre changes to a reddish color."

RED: made of cinnabar, cadmium red, iron oxide, or napthol. "Iron oxide is also known as common rust. Cinnabar and cadmium pigments are highly toxic. Napthol reds are synthesized from Naptha. Fewer reactions have been reported with naphthol red than the other pigments, but all reds carry risks of allergic or other reactions."

ORANGE: made of disazodiarylide, disazopyrazolone, or cadmium seleno-sulfide. "The organics are formed from the condensation of 2 monoazo pigment molecules. They are large molecules with good thermal stability and colorfastness."

YELLOW: made of cadmium yellow, ochres, curcuma yellow, chrome yellow, or disazodiarylide. "Curcuma is derived from plants of the ginger family; aka tumeric or curcurmin. Reactions are commonly associated with yellow pigments, in part because more pigment is needed to achieve a bright color."

GREEN: made of chromium oxide ("Casalis Green" or "Anadomis Green"), Malachite, Ferrocyanides, Ferricyanides, Lead chromate, Monoazo pigment, Cu/Al phthalocyanine, or Cu phthalocyanine. "The greens often include admixtures, such as potassium ferrocyanide (yellow or red) and ferric ferrocyanide (Prussian Blue)."

BLUE: made of azure blue, cobalt blue, or Cu-phtalocyanine. "Blue pigments from minerals include copper (II) carbonate (azurite), sodium aluminum silicate (lapis lazuli), calcium copper silicate (Egyptian Blue), other cobalt aluminum oxides and chromium oxides. The safest blues and greens are copper salts, such as copper pthalocyanine. Copper pthalocyanine pigments have FDA approval for use in infant furniture and toys and contact lenses. The copper-based pigments are considerably safer or more stable than cobalt or ultramarine pigments."

VIOLET: made of manganese violet (manganese ammonium pyrophosphate), quinacridone, dioxazine/carbazole, and various aluminum salts. "Some of the purples, especially the bright magentas, are photoreactive and lose their color after prolonged exposure to light. Dioxazine and carbazole result in the most stable purple pigments."

WHITE: made of titanium dioxide, barium sulfate, or zinc oxide. "Some white pigments are derived from anatase or rutile. White pigment may be used alone or to dilute the intensity of other pigments. Titanium oxides are one of the least reactive white pigments."

to summarise.... black & red are made of iron oxide - heavy as fek and prone to rusting.
the only reason a red bike would be faster than say, a yellow one, is if a black one was in front of it, seeing as black is also often made of finely ground magnetite which would attract the ferrous particles in the red paint.

red, orange & yellow are made of cadmium oxides, which are extremely toxic, so rubbing your baldrocks up against a red, orange or yellow tank can & will make you impotent & bald.
(wonders what % of red, orange & yellow riders have chronic hair loss problems?)

blue and green are made mostly from copper oxides, which are heavy and will slow you down and is also electrically conductive which would explain why blue & green bikes have a lot of electrical faults and are often struck by lightning.

But white...... white is made from harmless titanium dioxide, virtually weightless racing paint, which is not only kinder to the environment & my testicles, but also reflects all frequencies of light, which really does make a difference when you are approaching warp speed.

[tony.mon]

Genius

You have too much time on your hands.........