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the pill
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Location: Newcastle, Australia

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This bloke goes to his doctor and asks advice about a problem with his sex life. The doctor asks him to relate a typical day. Well I live with this young girl who cant get enough sex and we are at it 3 or 4 times a night, I crawl out of bed in the morning and car pool with a girl at the office, nearly every day she gives me head on the way to work. At work the accountant says she cant start the day without jumping my bones and its on again. By lunchtime my female boss and secretary call me to the office and have there way with me. During the afternoon at least two of the woman travellers return the office and bonk me in the mail room. And quite often a client takes a shine to me and Im expected to perform. The doctor looks hard at him and asks so whats the problem. Well doc it hurts when I masterbate
bunnybouy
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Location: bristol,uk

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:roll: :lol: lmao
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