help

[donk]

need to get my hands on £3k fast for a bike, can anyone give me any ideas???

[Jbrebel]

Rob a bank

You tried moneysupermarket.com or similar?

That might point you in the right direction?

[Jbrebel]

Oh, and whats the bike...

Is it an SP

[marravtr]

sell a kidney

[AMCQ46]

Sorry I cant loan it to you

If you know any premier league footballers, you could get intouch with Max Clifford and see if he can sell the story.

[benny hedges]

need to get my hands on £3k fast for a
bike, can anyone give me any ideas???

i'll lend u 3 but i want 10 back by friday. :mad2

[donk]

Hey all,

Thanks for your great ideas, i really liked yours Timbo and have actually thought about selling my virgin hoop to raise the funds, i have even tried writing to Elton John!! :wink2

And just so you all know, yes it is for a beautifullllllllllllllll SP2 in silver.................. i got to have it, im not really bothered if i gain it legally!!!!

[Jbrebel]

[Jaglifter]

SP2 for £3k!!
Sounds like a good deal to me. You'd be safe with a loan against that.

[seb421]

need to get my hands on £3k fast for a bike, can anyone give me any ideas???

Get to the sperm bank and starting knocking one off imediatly, expect funds in the region of timbo's surgestion but at least youl be jerkin your gerkin and not fat tony's from the local TSB

[donk]

I thought of jerkin my gerkin, had the snip 2 years ago!! Dam it.............. what about a porn star??? Think my misses would have something to say, but at least i would have my SP2!!

Wonder what kind of porn you get more earth pounds for????, who cares, may get a new car out of this idea!!

Anyone know any porn stars??

[Zakalwe]

Have you got a "purty mouth"??



If so, then Timbo's suggestion is spot on. Failing that, howsabout a bank loan?

or selling some of the nippers into child slavery?

[Jbrebel]

What about the SP then donk? What year is it etc???

[Jbrebel]

That'll be an SP1 then

[Jbrebel]

True

They only did the SP1 in Silver officially though didn't they Mike?