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I hate everything about Top Gear....
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i used to think clarkson was funny.... but after a while he gets really irritating, with his etonesque pompous manner and the way he talks down to everyone.
and hes a shite driver.
every car he drives he has to skid it and wreck the tyres.
ive been driving since i was 14 (lol) and to me, the point of a good car is not how much smoke comes off the tyres just before you crash it.

and whats the point of testing cars that cost a million quid? i will never even see one never mind own one.

if i was in the audience id keep calling him a faggot.
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Look , If this is going to turn into a hate Clarkeson campaign, before it starts I would just like to say, I have a piece of rope and a shovel handy.To be fair iv'e not noticed a decline in the program because i exercised the right to use the off button years ago....Timbo there's always fifth gear,wow thats what you call a ...ere...program...isn't it ? :( Chris
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Stopped watching Top Gear along time ago. They do'nt review any vehicles that a working man can afford,and I think they should be setting an example on how to drive. :sick:
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I thought this was a comedy show not a serious motoring show :confused am I missing something :roll: :wave:
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I think its a right bag of old crap now - I did think it was entertaining many moons ago buying rubbish cars and trying to get to lap-dancing bars... :D .

I think James May was quoted that its become more like a 'sit-com' - best thing he can do is stick to building lego houses and train-sets.

I'm actually considering the crumball rally as a bit of a laugh with a couple of pals - I wonder if there's a bike version.... :D
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Well, don't watch it then, is the simple answer. I didn't watch Lark Rise to Candleford, X Gactor, Eastenders, Coronation Street or any of that puerile piffle because it is all rubbish.
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well i like watching it, better than a lot of the shite thats on tv these days! :biggrin
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I don't watch it very often either.

What happened to all the programs with bikes in them :?: There used to be quite a few at one time.

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storminateacup wrote:I thought this was a comedy show not a serious motoring show :confused am I missing something :roll: :wave:
If it was a comedy show wouldn't it need to be funny......
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Amber Hird was quite, well, you know....................
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KneeWobblers wrote:Try "cafe racer" on discovery turbo channel, great stuff.
i have it all saved to my sky + box and twist the throttle .
i do watch top gear every week i like it :thumbup:
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KneeWobblers wrote: I think they wasted their budget on the Zonda thing the week before, but some 16 year old Im sure had a crafty pant shuffle on the "old M5" or was it an M3.......didnt wan to watch it for fear of involuntary masturbation........
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KneeWobblers wrote:Try "cafe racer" on discovery turbo channel, great stuff.
Probably a good idea but, I don't have luxuries like that anymore :(

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clarkson is a tory tw@. v. arrogant i would,nt want to get stuck in a lift with him
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