Tutoro oiler.....don't bother

[boz]

Liking all things gadgety, I bought one of them there Tutoro chain oilers last week.....mainly on the back of the testimonials on the website (beware of them, that's why the sellers use them). Is that slander? Gawd I hope so!
Anyhoo, followed the instructions to the letter, but the buggers don't exactly warn you that you gotta have the engineering foresight of Isambard Kingdom fekin Brumel to get the useless fooker to work. I lined it up and trussed it up tighter than an Tory MP with a bottle of amyl nitrate and an orange segment shoved in his gob. I tried different positions, angles and went out for a run. Nae good, the thing snagged up on my rear sprocket. Moved it about again, added some tubing for extra rigidness and replaced some loob for powdered Viagra to keep it stiff (add it to your tea and it stops your biccie goin soft) I even consulted a fellow forum member but baldrocks to it, the snips have come out. I went and used more cable ties than a Met copper at a G8 demo, but its surprisingly satisfying to cut of and liberate your bike from this piece of crap. I've saved the pipette thingy ma jig though, its great to aim water at the next doors cat's ass with.
The moral of this drawn out post....if your wantin a chain oiler, go buy yir wife some flowers instead cause at least she'll screw you for the £17 instead of the robbin buggers who sell this.

[griffo117]

i bought 1 of these from your lovely country
http://www.chainoiler.co.uk/

i actually paid for 2 and on the website it said buy more than 2 get 1 free so i did and only received 2 i sent an email and the reply was no you only get 1 free when paying for 3 or more and that they would have to change the wording on the website anyway not happy but installed it and so far it works good