Auto-off button stuck

Image · Post by **Image** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:31 pm

My wife has an auto-off button that stops her wanting sex all the time. Well, anyway, I think it's stuck in the 'off' mode all the time. Anyone know how I can fix it?

firestorm1997 · Post by **firestorm1997** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:37 pm

just need a little auto lube....white or red and comes in 70cl bottles found at a place called Off Licence...

Kev L · Post by **Kev L** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 3:40 pm

If the Autolube fails there is an additive which makes it burn hotter, Rohypnol.

agentpineapple · Post by **agentpineapple** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:10 pm

i've always found that getting to those hard to access places and unsticking things, chloroform works best

possible side effects tho, it can make your elbow sore

BigVeeGrin · Post by **BigVeeGrin** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:22 pm

and when the button has totally corroded, have to go looking for a new one, guess it'll be on SheBay or somewhat for unwanted buttons that are fully functional.

Kev L · Post by **Kev L** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:54 pm

I think the button's were made by the same firm that produced the Storm CCT's. The buttons work perfectly well whilst single but on marriage they fail almost instantly. :beer:

playerone · Post by **playerone** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:18 pm

Kev L wrote:I think the button's were made by the same firm that produced the Storm CCT's. The buttons work perfectly well whilst single but on marriage they fail almost instantly.

Unless it's someone else's wife, then it works 90+% of the time

lloydie · Post by **lloydie** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:35 pm

Try MDMA its what it was made for lol

edds11 · Post by **edds11** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 6:52 pm

get your hands on a newer one, it's amazing, the older one seems to take some energy life form from the younger one and jumps back into life, so my elder brother says......wife looking over my shoulder taking out said button....bollox

Image · Post by **Image** » Fri Jun 08, 2012 7:29 pm

I just hit it with a lump hammer.

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