Check out the grease monkey!!
RQ's solution to everything - "Add more grease...!!"
Problem: Front cylinder mis-firing...
Fix: Add grease to spark plug
Problem: Back tire flat...
Fix: Inflate tyre with grease
Problem: Fuel starvation...
Fix: Replace fuel in tank with grease
Problem: Missus burns dinner...
Fix: Serve dinner with grease to disguise taste
Problem: Dog shits on carpet...
Fix: Scrub carpet throughly with a tub of grease
