Oxford Disc Lock sooo easy to break

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Re: Oxford Disc Lock sooo easy to break

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bigspanishmarty wrote:always used a disc lock, never had an incident yet, i use one of those curly yellow straps to remind me, although carl didn't see it the other day and almost damaged my front mudguard, luckily he was just hand balling the bike around the garden, he thought something had jammed the rear wheel.... :lol:
CARL!!!!!!!!!!!
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I dunno I just this image every time you post about Carl working on your bike.


You sitting in a big comfy chair large glass of something or other in ya mit, whilst the punkawalah that is Carl rushes around tinkering in a blur of spanners, mubbling ''yes boss'' ''no boss'' ''is that how you want it boss''. If it was warmer you'd probably have your Nan out there as well waving a big leaf to create a soothing breeze & keep the flies off.

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:lol: Carl the man slave .
Have you branded Carl yet !!!
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Re: Oxford Disc Lock sooo easy to break

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leave carl (SLICK BASS) alone, i can't have a go at him because he has his sweaty little hands on my dr honda billet stacks as we speak..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Oxford Disc Lock sooo easy to break

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bigspanishmarty wrote:leave carl (SLICK BASS) alone, i can't have a go at him because he has his sweaty little hands on my dr honda billet stacks as we speak..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
you lot are well jel init!!!!!!!!!
Yep I need a man bitch to do my sh1t for me :-(
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Re: Oxford Disc Lock sooo easy to break

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lloydiecbr wrote:
bigspanishmarty wrote:leave carl (SLICK BASS) alone, i can't have a go at him because he has his sweaty little hands on my dr honda billet stacks as we speak..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
you lot are well jel init!!!!!!!!!
Yep I need a man bitch to do my sh1t for me :-(
Sorry virt your to .......... Fill in for yourself !
tight/inexpeirenced/hairy......
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Re: Oxford Disc Lock sooo easy to break

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WTF :lol: :lol:
he thought something had jammed the rear wheel....
Yeh one of the links on that great big chain you got around it.
mubbling ''yes boss'' ''no boss''
Mac you should know by now I only mumble and talk to myself or inert objects. Unless you consider Marty to be inert. :lol: :lol: Actually Marty's mechanical skills are getting better. He can now remove the fairings and tank.

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Re: Oxford Disc Lock sooo easy to break

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cybercarl wrote:
mubbling ''yes boss'' ''no boss''
Mac you should know by now I only mumble and talk to myself or inert objects. Unless you consider Marty to be inert. :lol: :lol: Actually Marty's mechanical skills are getting better. He can now remove the fairings and tank.
You said it Carl ! :lol: :lol:

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Carlospunkawalla taking a break from twisting Martys nuts ponders life, the universe & whether or not he can nick the bits he wants with out them showing under his tin foil hat disguised as a tuban...
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Keep this up and you may get a new hairstyle and the belly will get even bigger. :roll: Maybe I should paint you in the colours of frankenstorm as well, or better still candy Blue :lol: Actually thinking about we could start calling you candy, it suits you. LOL

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Re: Oxford Disc Lock sooo easy to break

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I have 3 - a chain and a wombles off great Abus, that goes through the back wheel, round a spoke and under and over the swingarm, and an Oxford Tripwire - a cable lock with a U shackle that goes through the front wheel, between the legs and then loops through Pauline's and our neighbours locks, and a flourescent orange Oxford Guvna on the disk itself - oh and a Spyball Patriot alarm. Pauline's has a chain at the back and an alarmed disk lock at the front - as well as being tucked into a corner. All 3 bikes are effectively chained together. If I ever run out to investigate a disturbance I have my torch - a full size Maglite - if you crowned someone with it, they wouldn't get up!

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I have 3 - a chain and a wombles off great Abus, that goes through the back wheel, round a spoke and under and over the swingarm,.....
Now that is about as secure as it gets. :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: I like the three being chained together. Oh and the Maglight, I have one hanging up as a trunction as well :lol:

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It's not a weapon, just a big heavy metal torch :wink:


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Re: Oxford Disc Lock sooo easy to break

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Almax chain with an, Abloy 362 lock ... bring on the villainy.
Need something serious or s_mt_ex or plast_c e_plo_i_e to have any
chance of a sneaky quick solution.. and we will all
hear you.. :thumbup:
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Almax chain with an, Abloy 362 lock ... bring on the villainy.
Need something serious or s_mt_ex or plast_c e_plo_i_e to have any
chance of a sneaky quick solution.. and we will all
hear you.. :thumbup:
I think your right buddy. It would be fun trying though wouldn't it. :lol:

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