Oi you lot!!Virt wrote:And the dildo's! Don't forget them, he'd go mad without themging500 wrote:
He probably gets paid loads however spends it all on fake tan and hair products!!

The fake tan & hair products are essential if you don't want to draw attention to yourself on a night out in Essex...
And the Dildo's, lube & hair straighteners are all presents for Virt at Christmas... There you go, happy? No surprises left for Christmas Day now young man!
