What have you learnt today?

VTRDark · Post by **VTRDark** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:10 pm

I had my ears lowered today !

So where have they been lowered too...your shoulders.

(:-})

lloydie · Post by **lloydie** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:11 pm

playerone wrote:don't put your wallet in the washing machine with the washing by mistake when your travelling to Scotland that night..........slight panic attack

Wallet washing machine don't mix as the mrs will have her hands on it :shock:

Ckennedy · Post by **Ckennedy** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 8:23 pm

Virt wrote:
Ckennedy wrote:

Today I learnt not to read first posts. My head is now frazzled
First posts or virts posts?

Ups! I blame my phone

I meant virts posts

Jamoi · Post by **Jamoi** » Fri Oct 25, 2013 9:03 pm

macdee wrote:today i learnt not to cut a 226mm hole for a 226mm down light

Oh dear! This did make me chuckle

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Jamoi · Post by **Jamoi** » Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:39 pm

I've just learnt "Machine Head : The Blood The Sweat The Tears" is my most listened to song on my mp3 player over the last few years...

Which is nice

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Mav617 · Post by **Mav617** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 7:33 pm

That Joe Hart's brainfart cost us a point v Chelsea. Time to get leathered or go and Nitromors my fork lowers....

ging500 · Post by **ging500** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:08 pm

I'm going to have to ride to work tomoz I gale force winds as national rail think it is acceptable to run trains from 9am.

AMCQ46 · Post by **AMCQ46** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:14 pm

It's hard to stand up straight with stitches in your groin

MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:35 pm

AMCQ46 wrote:It's hard to stand up straight with stitches in your groin

Er ... Not!

Kev L · Post by **Kev L** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:36 pm

Had the old strapadictomy Al? Or did the Mrs finally get the hump with you pissing off on the trial bike and rip em off?

MacV2 · Post by **MacV2** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 8:51 pm

Mav617 wrote:That Joe Hart's brainfart cost us a point v Chelsea. Time to get leathered or go and Nitromors my fork lowers....

Just for you Mav...

Crap Goal keeper joke #001...

The BBC announced a couple of weeks ago that they are making an updated version of The Clangers.

They've now revealed that it's actually a documentary series about Joe Hart's season.

VTRDark · Post by **VTRDark** » Sun Oct 27, 2013 10:13 pm

Mac your really lowering the tone now.

(:-})

oorwullie43 · Post by **oorwullie43** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 12:26 am

Learnt that I'm fed up working weird shifts all the time!!

Kev L · Post by **Kev L** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 9:19 am

That high winds and trees, when mixed in my garden, make a bloody mess. Now where's me bowsaw!!!

AMCQ46 · Post by **AMCQ46** » Mon Oct 28, 2013 2:03 pm

Kev L wrote:Had the old strapadictomy Al? Or did the Mrs finally get the hump with you pissing off on the trial bike and rip em off?

Last time I try and sow buttons back onto my shirt

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