Ride Magazine we f@cking salute you

[BigVeeGrin]

so now I dont know if I can be bothered to go out and buy it, I dont want to find out my faults, I want to be celibate with my bits

better

[Virt]

so now I dont know if I can be bothered to go out and buy it, I dont want to find out that my bike has faults, I want to celibrate the good bits

If I knew you didn't have a copy I would have brought mine around last night!

[AMCQ46]

so now I dont know if I can be bothered to go out and buy it, I dont want to find out that my bike has faults, I want to celibrate the good bits

Well one of your bikes biggest faults is obvious...

front wheel is too light?

[AMCQ46]

so now I dont know if I can be bothered to go out and buy it, I dont want to find out my faults, I want to be celibate with my bits

better

I live my life by that motto

[Jamoi]

so now I dont know if I can be bothered to go out and buy it, I dont want to find out that my bike has faults, I want to celibrate the good bits

Well one of your bikes biggest faults is obvious...

front wheel is too light?

No no no, it resembles a banana!

[tony.mon]

You have a banana shaped front wheel?

[Jamoi]

You have a banana shaped front wheel?

Yep!

And the bike is yellow... ;)

[Kev L]

Be careful Jamie, Tommy Monogram has a yellow bike too!!!

[Jamoi]

I know, and I'd better stop! as I was going to ask the wonderful (and now famous) Tony monohologram if he fancied doing a little job on my engine too...

Sent from my GT-19505 using Telekinesis

[Kev L]

Toby Maliferous is a good guy mate.

[BigVeeGrin]

I know, and I'd better stop! as I was going to ask the wonderful (and now famous) Tony monohologram if he fancied doing a little job on my engine too...

pervert.

Is the guru a hologram now. And there's me thinking he was real all this time.

[chric]

Well make our own mag

[Virt]

Well make our own mag

With blackjack and hookers?

[tony.mon]

Well make our own mag

You can make me some mag wheels, for starters.....
- Mr McGuru

[MacV2]

Well make our own mag

I take it that was aimed at me.

I'll have you know that I once worked for MCN * so I'm fully qualified to not know what I'm talking about, print/type utter tosh & tell complete miss truths.
(Road legal V5 anyone, remember that gem...)

I've no need to make my own mag as I'll just buy a different one in which the jurnos don't just copy things ad hock & make basic errors buy not doing their homework.

A detuned SP1 engine...













* OK I only worked in the ad dept but I was still employed by MCN...even had my own business card's !