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Says it all really!

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So true! :lol:
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To true but if it has tits you can only ride it when it wants !

But if it has tyres you can ride it any time you want and for as long as you want and even take a break and ride it again and again :-) I'm not as young as I used to be so give the the one with tyres :-)
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never a truer word said my friend......... :thumbup:
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To true but if it has tits you can only ride it when it wants !

But if it has tyres you can ride it any time you want and for as long as you want and even take a break and ride it again and again :-) I'm not as young as I used to be so give the the one with tyres :-)
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lloydie wrote:To true but if it has tits you can only ride it when it wants !

But if it has tyres you can ride it any time you want and for as long as you want and even take a break and ride it again and again :-) I'm not as young as I used to be so give the the one with tyres :-)
But you can't play with its tits :lol:
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Watty wrote:
lloydie wrote:To true but if it has tits you can only ride it when it wants !

But if it has tyres you can ride it any time you want and for as long as you want and even take a break and ride it again and again :-) I'm not as young as I used to be so give the the one with tyres :-)
But you can't play with its tits :lol:
When it spits fire out it's ass why would you want to lol
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My missus can spit fire...... Not out her ass though :roll: :lol:

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If it's got tyres or tits, rent it!

'Tis cheaper in the long run.
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zanelad wrote:If it's got tyres or tits, rent it!

'Tis cheaper in the long run.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap:

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:clap: :clap: :clap:
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My Misses has both!
Tits and a spare tyre....cost me a bloody fortune and I don't get to play with either anymore :(

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Hope she isn't looking over your shoulder pete.... Brave man :lol:
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:D What's it they say?
I'm always in it, it just the level that varies :wink:

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