A man was deployed overseas for 18 months. When he returned, his wife had just gotten out of the hospital with a baby. There was no way he could impregnate her 9 months after he left, and he was absolutely not the father. So he filed for divorce.
In court, the wife's defence was that 9 months after he was overseas, his spirit came to her in the night and impregnated her. The judge didn't know what to think and decided the case needed an expert witness. So the judge asks the courtroom, "Is there anyone in here who has ever had intimate relations with a ghost?"
An old man in the back who was hard of hearing raised his hand. The judge asked him to approach the bench, and he asked the man, "Is it true that you had sex with a ghost?"
"Ghost? I'm sorry, Your Honour," replied the old man, "I thought you said a goat."
The Half Decent Joke Thread...#17
The Half Decent Joke Thread...#17
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...