Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
- lloydie
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Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
My bike is filthy after Devon and I'm sure I can get it even dirtier by then :-)
Anyone else fancy going ?
Re: Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
You know I'm in
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- lloydie
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Re: Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
Only if your wife has it on :-)
- TheGingerBeardMan
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Re: Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
Nope. They can just STAND and look at my bike. I don't want them scratching my paint.
I'm sorry, 2 "lovely paddock girls", with gritty sponges from the previous bike, in a bucket of cold water? Hell no.
Unless they are going to wash it properly, then Chamois it dry, then wax it and apply Autosol, they can stay well away from my bike.
You just watch, they'll be like the American bike wash babes at Daytona or Sturgis ... they have no clue, and just mash the sponge in all directions over the paint, thinking "look at us...don't we look sexy....whilst ruining yer machine?"
You get home, and a week later wonder why all those scratches and swirls are deep ingrained on yer bike.
Been there, had it happen. Never again.
I'm sorry, 2 "lovely paddock girls", with gritty sponges from the previous bike, in a bucket of cold water? Hell no.
Unless they are going to wash it properly, then Chamois it dry, then wax it and apply Autosol, they can stay well away from my bike.
You just watch, they'll be like the American bike wash babes at Daytona or Sturgis ... they have no clue, and just mash the sponge in all directions over the paint, thinking "look at us...don't we look sexy....whilst ruining yer machine?"
You get home, and a week later wonder why all those scratches and swirls are deep ingrained on yer bike.
Been there, had it happen. Never again.
If it ain't broken...f*ck about with it until it is.
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Re: Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
I was already going to be there
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Re: Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
they wont be washing my bike, but I might let them soap down my bell end
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- Miztaziggy
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Re: Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
What's the odds they'll look less like this:
And more like this:
And more like this:
Re: Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
arrgggg.......... my fiddler bank is corrupted now
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Re: Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
Now there is an image for the bank of spank
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- TheGingerBeardMan
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Re: Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
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Lets hope none of them do this on the day:
Bikini bike wash girl pulls bike over
Try explaining THAT on yer insurance form...
Lets hope none of them do this on the day:
Bikini bike wash girl pulls bike over
Try explaining THAT on yer insurance form...
If it ain't broken...f*ck about with it until it is.
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- TheGingerBeardMan
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Re: Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
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"Damn!....these girls didn't read the washing instructions....now it's shrunk in the wash..."
"Damn!....these girls didn't read the washing instructions....now it's shrunk in the wash..."
If it ain't broken...f*ck about with it until it is.
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Re: Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
There's no way the mingers in PIC 1 are getting anywhere near my bikeMiztaziggy wrote:What's the odds they'll look less like this:
And more like this:
SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
Re: Bikini bike wash / Dyno day 2nd August 2015
Yep two bucket wash system with grit guards in place please........if I have good paintwork otherwise who cares. Maybe if I gave it to them to wash it would be like keying the bodywork ready for spraying. Actually ......might as well give them the paint in the spray tan booth.
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