Anyone seen this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................

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bluesman
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Post by bluesman »

Easy.
Variant 1 "people power". Buy 10 cheap tape players with batteries. Let say 20 Euro each. Record sound of your bike. Walk to camera from behind. Place tape player next to it, turn volume up and leave. Do it for 10 days in line. Then see what happens.
1000 people will do it - and it will be endo of camera life. There is no law against listening to sounds, is there? :)
Variant 2 "smart" Make simple transmitter that will interfere with amplifier in the system. Put it in your pocket. Drive past camera safely.
Variant 3 "sci-fi" (my favourite - still need to find it - works against all digital cameras): buy EMG "gun" generator developed in Russia some time ago. This device generates powerful impulse of electromagnetic charge, that easily damages any electronics at distance. Big version of it tested as "car stopper" - if car uses CDI unit it's ciscuits will be wasted with this EMG charge. I am not joking - this device does exist.
Variant 4 "tuning" - make small turbine wheel, cut off can end, fit that turbine.... etc. - resulting sound will be sound of the aircraft engine. Tested on old russian boxer. Did not sound like bike at all, but sound was sub-zero cool. Scaring people too :)
Variant 5 "cruel" - find really reach owner of Ducati who works in aquisitions and make him buy this company of b8stard who inventing it and get them busy with something else or simple ask him bankrupt it and sell by subsidiaries.
I can go for ages. If I see anybody who works for this company I promise I'll break his fase :evil:
I'd do the same to dutch guy who invented GATSO, but he probably lives under witness protection program too. :twisted:

Yes, and BTW - MCN known for made-up stories and made-up "new models" - let's hope it's same this time :wink:
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Post by bluesman »

b8stard.
Free people of Australia, do not let it happen!
http://home.iprimus.com.au/ltuffin/eyesoundcamera.html

If this will spread to Europe we will blame you! :lol:
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Stormin Ben
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Post by Stormin Ben »

Not something to be overly worried about IMO

The noise limits for bikes, cars etc are a specified dB at a specified revs
So long as your bike passes that it doesn't matter howmuch noise it makes in the restof the rev range

SO going past a camera at 8000 revs is obviously gonna exceed the noise level -so what, its not illegal :lol:

File that report in the same place as the one about cameras in cats eyes :roll:


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Post by stu9000 »

Ive seen bike exhausts with baffles that can be added for MOT purposes. Would not be that hard to make a baffle on a hinge with a wire to a thumb leaver. perfect for when pulling up next to plod or early morning starts.
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