A load of bull

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A load of bull

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A man takes his wife to a live stock show. They start heading down
the alley that houses all the bulls.
The sign on the first bulls stall states: "This bull mated 50 times
last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in
a year, isn't that nice!"
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated
65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one
mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You could learn from
this one!"
They proceed to the last bull and his sign says: "This bull mated
365 times last year." The wifes mouth drops open and says, "WOW He
mated 365 times last year, that is ONCE A DAY!!!!!! You could really learn
from this one."
The fed up man turns to his wife and says "Go up and inquire if he
had to f*ck the same cow every day."
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